Crisis Analysis

The Velocity Crisis

How the obsession with speed is destroying software and people

After reducing critical incidents by 87% while maintaining 200 systems with just 2 people, I discovered the uncomfortable truth: we're optimizing for the wrong metrics.

15 min read
Based on 20+ years experience

The Scale of the Problem

Real numbers from the trenches

200+
Incidents per month (before)
1h20
Daily standup duration
23
People in daily standups
60+
Work hours per week

The Cycle Is Repeating, But WORSE

The same patterns, amplified by new technologies and corporate dogma

CRITICAL

AI Generating Code at Scale

Now we have AI generating bad code faster than humans ever could. The technical debt compounds exponentially.

SEVERE

Scrum as Toxic Religion

What was meant to liberate became dogma. Question the velocity chart? You're a heretic.

EPIDEMIC

Generalized Burnout

It's not isolated cases anymore. Entire teams, entire organizations burning out simultaneously.

URGENT

Developers Getting Sick

Anxiety, depression, physical illness. The human cost of velocity metrics.

SYSTEMIC

Projects Failing While 'Delivering'

100% sprint completion. 0% user value. Success theater while systems collapse.

The Daily Ritual of Exhaustion

It's 9 AM. You join the daily standup—your third meeting of the day, and you haven't written a single line of code yet.

"What did you do yesterday? What will you do today? Any blockers?"

The Scrum Master's eyes scan the velocity chart on the wall. The numbers are down. Again. The tension in the virtual room is palpable. You can feel the unspoken accusation: Why aren't you moving faster?

You try to explain that the "simple feature" requires refactoring three legacy systems, updating twelve database tables, and coordinating with four different teams. But the Product Owner interrupts: "The stakeholders need this by Friday."

Welcome to the Velocity Crisis.

The Slavery of Speed

I've worked across multiple projects, industries, and continents. From startups to global banks, the pattern is always the same:

Organizations worldwide have become slaves to velocity.

Sprint velocity is the ultimate measure of success

Story points completed is more important than value delivered

Going faster is always better than going well

Engineers who can't estimate perfectly are failing

And the board loves it. Clean charts. Rising numbers. Predictable delivery dates.

But here's what the dashboard doesn't show:

  • The engineer working 60-hour weeks to meet "committed" story points
  • The technical debt accumulating faster than interest on a payday loan
  • The burnout spreading through the team like a virus
  • The quality degrading with each "faster" sprint
  • The productivity collapse waiting in the final phases

The Breaking Point

I'll never forget the day I almost got fired.

We were in the middle of a "major agile transformation." Directors were competing for year-end bonuses tied to "successful implementation of agile practices."

The metrics looked beautiful. But the systems were on fire.

I was told I was being "resistant to change."

The Microsoft Moment

Then something unexpected happened.

Microsoft was brought in to analyze our systems. They spent weeks reviewing our architecture, processes, and metrics.

Their verdict? We were doing too much, too fast, with too few people.

That external validation saved my job. And it proved: engineers aren't lazy. The system is broken.

The Reset

We did something radical: we slowed down.

Critical Incidents

BEFORE
200+/month
AFTER
< 10/month
87% reduction

Team Capacity

BEFORE
2 people
AFTER
200 systems
Sustainable load

Cost Savings

BEFORE
Firefighting daily
AFTER
€2.1M/year saved
Proactive approach

Turnover Rate

BEFORE
High burnout
AFTER
62% decrease
Retention improved

Real Productivity

BEFORE
Theater metrics
AFTER
3.2x increase
Value delivered

We didn't go faster. We went better.

And "better" turned out to be faster in the long run.

Ready to Reset?

If you're nodding along, you're not alone. Thousands of developers are trapped in the same pattern.

It's time to choose sustainability over speed. It's time for The Agile Reset.